Three Bandits (Prose Poem)
Late last night Paruu gave me three slice of pizza, my body was fighting will pizzas, and I could not sleep. It was 3: 13 am morning , suddenly someone bell my door , I was in bed , with my phone app I saw who was ringing my bell .
Kim Jong –un
I surprises why he so late come to my house, hurry up I walk up and open the door and meet him in my living room.
Instantly I asked him, would like to eat something, he said “yes, I would like some Chicken Biryani, I am hungry “. It is so late where I can find Chicken Biryani so late !
Oh yes, we have a restaurant “Biryani house walking distance to my house, work Baby Apa , I called her and tell her the situation ; she came with her husband and open the door for us , she served us with fresh Biryani and gave me the keys and left . Just tell me to close the door after I am done .
Ok , Kim Jong –un
Tell me how I can help you;
“Here is my situation;
I will tell you line by line, so , it will be easier you to understand the situation.
I am the president of North Korea.
Now we are sanctioned by President Trump and lots of other countries.
I don’t mind that, that they can do that.
Let me tell my history;
We were a nice peaceful country.
Japan colonizes us,
Steal, loot our wealth, money, and exploited us.
Rape our women, till now 20 % people looks like mixed to Japanizes.
With the war I got in depended.
Same way as Berlin got independent 2/3 was taken by US and UK .
And 1/3 by Russian (with Chinese back up) .
It was one Korea, so , both Korea is a twin brother.
US feed and grow up South Korea so, he became a gentle man.
But Russia and China feed me and grow up me, I became like same businessmen as Trump.
Why I became Bandit, please ask my parents (Russia and China), it is not my fault.
So, both Korea looks like different, but we are twins.
Now I have only 70, Trump have 700 nukes.
But Trump always tells me to give up my nukes.
If I give up , he will and someone will colonies me again and kill my family and call me as a terrorist.
So, I cannot give up it , until he solves my problem.
Regarding the nukes, I will tell you something;
1. Now days carry nukes in your pocket, it’s a big prestige.
2. Where ever Trump goes with nukes, everybody respect him, same for me, people respect me.
3. Like Saddam Husain, Gaddafi – people put them in trash, because they did not have nukes.
4. It’s like if you go to visit your girlfriend / or in a party with nice brand dress , she/ party people will like you ; if not she/ party people will not respect you , even she/they will leave you , it is same .
5. So, If I will give my nukes to him , will give me his nukes ? No .
6. Look, I am Bandit, same as him.This is our living .
Here is the situation;
1. Whatever money and wealth Japan loot from us, tell them to return that, that’s all.
2. Japan can say, it was not this government , it was done by different government and so on…
3. Ok, whatever is the reason, I need money back, easy and sample.
So, here are the solutions.
1. Now US owns let’s say 700 Billion US $ to Japan, ( given by US government bonds ) , I will take it at for my repayment of that stolen money, actually it’s nothing , they owe me more , but I will take this paper work , then I will deal it , just officially give that paper work .
2. Or let’s do a debt consumer proposal, like next 30 years Japan will pay me 30, billions Dollars per year to recover my money.
3. Their life standard is better, with my money.
4. Am I right or wrong? It’s my money, they steal from me, I just want it back.
5. Trump always blame me that I am a communist , we do not have democracy this and that , let ‘s take a look the situation.
1. He became president as electoral volte totally run by CIA or in India all votes were stolen, but in my situation at list people vote me, it is better.
2. His media like CNN and other media 24/7 lies, at list our media don’t lies, it is better.
3. Trump is travel with 700 nukes in his pocket, he is a rich guy but I travel with 70 nukes in my pocket , I wish if I had 8000 nukes in my pocket .
4. So, I am better .
1. Reza I do not want to waste your or my time here is the proposal , if Japan don’t give my money back or don’t come to a conclusion , then If I send them a gift of one nukes , that should not be a problem , one I can effort , I have only 70 , I cannot afford two , I need to save those for my bad days .
2. In 1945 he gave them 2 old garbage nukes, for there two beautiful cities for Hiroshima and Nagasaki , even they did not worked property, you were rich, and you could effort 2.
3. I don’t mind to gift them better modern just one nuke.
4. I know Trump is always text you , so , Please tell him my proposal , look I’m a young man , I need to maintain couple of girlfriends on the site , my hair cut expensive , I need money .
5. By the way tell him my thanks that he calls me “Rocket Man“– I like this word.
(Kim look, I am a businessman here in Toronto; I need 5 % commission, from the entire deal “are you ok with that)?
6. Kim said: ok.
( Let me call Trump, I called several times , he was sleeping , but now pick up the phone, Trump said “I heard everything, I am agree with this deal “. )
Deal is Done.
By the way this Baby Apa’s Biryany was nice .
( We finished Baby Apa’s Biryani , I lock the door and came home ,but Kim Jogn –un had disappear with something like Burak ( he called Taepodong _ Burak ) , it fly’s 70 time more than light speed , and just after one second I got phone call , “ Reza I am in Peong Young “ , I am fine , Thanks “.
Pauu was with us all the time quite, now she speaks up and said ) you are –
(Reza Sattar reserved all copy writes of this proses poem, words are extracted from Holy Quran, North Korean Defense Library ).